What if we could all get a chance to alter or change one thing in our past? Well I know that I’ll gladly grab the opportunity like I’m trying to grab my last piece of a delicious chicken drumstick.
In the early month of December, the festive spirit was descending upon us gradually, everybody was happy and full of life, and there was me well since it is my story let me introduce myself properly.
I’m Usman Lai Mohammed, yes, I know what you’re thinking about and no I’m not related to huncle lai lai Mohammed. I’m a 24yr old handsome computer science student in the university of Benin, friends to few and unknown to many. Okay okay let me get back on track, it’s not like I’m doing an interview. It’s just my pathetic story.
So, in the early month of December, we were wrapping up all our academic stuffs, students and staffs preparing to vacate the school and hostels. Me and my goons were all arguing about the EPL congested fixture then walked pass us the most beautiful creature known to man’s ordinary eyes, we were speechless and me the GOAT (Greatest of All Time) was drooling, I quickly closed my mouth before someone sees me. I immediately jumped down from where I was sitting and was running after her because my village people were whispering to me “my son that’s your wife, the egg to make your buns (eggroll)”.
Hello sis Hello sis, I was panting like an overworked exhaust. She turned and looked at me “ah blood of Zachariah, save me; why person pikin go fine pass e full country”? YES, CAN I HELP YOU? she asked me.
Oh yes. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. she smiled a very bright smile ah mofo o. I’m Usman and I would love to know your name. Hmmm okay my name is “GRACE”. Oh! no wonder, that’s why YOU LOOK AMAZING.
We chatted for few minutes but in my head, it lasted for like 5hours. I had to think fast because I really need her number. My village people that never disappoints me showed up at the right time and gave me an idea, damn those people really know how to turn up when you really need them.
I then called out her name, AMAZING GRACE “how I wish I have your number, so I could invite you to dinner this weekend” and booooommmm!!! you could say it is my lucky day because that lucky charm of mine (source – from my village people) worked. That was how I got AMAZING GRACE number ooo and she bade me goodbye. Bad guy like me I started walking back like Michael Jackson and all my guys were hailing me as if I just became the next chairman of Agbero association.
The day went fine and I was grinning like a 2year old throughout the day. Night time is time to be proactive so I took my bath, brushed my teeth and even sprayed my perfume because I don’t want any smelling distraction from my Pharaohs. So, I buzzed AMAZING GRACE grrrrrn grrrrrn grrrrrn grrrrrn: –